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Steve: "So you invented a whole marriage? Competitively?"
Patrick: "What choice did I have? I'm 33, single, with neat hair. Even I think I'm gay."
Wife: "I made lots of sacrifices to be with Ivan."
Susan: "Good thing you didn't run across any goats then."
Little girl: "Mummy says we can't have 'xpensive things because there's a government and Daddy's girlfriend."
Patrick: "What choice did I have? I'm 33, single, with neat hair. Even I think I'm gay."
Wife: "I made lots of sacrifices to be with Ivan."
Susan: "Good thing you didn't run across any goats then."
Little girl: "Mummy says we can't have 'xpensive things because there's a government and Daddy's girlfriend."