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Coupling: The Cupboard of Patrick's Love
Jeff on Claudia Schiffer & David Copperfield: "There's a supermodel who shags total prats and I don't know where she lives!"
Jane: "I really thought I'd got to his house, you know, to heal our spiritual divide. But it turned out I was just gagging for a shag! Those two are so similar!"
Sally: "I'll be the only one who hasn't been Patricked!"
Jane: "Underwear? What's that?"
Sally: "You really *don't* have enough blood for both ends of your body, do you Patrick?"
Jane: "I really thought I'd got to his house, you know, to heal our spiritual divide. But it turned out I was just gagging for a shag! Those two are so similar!"
Sally: "I'll be the only one who hasn't been Patricked!"
Jane: "Underwear? What's that?"
Sally: "You really *don't* have enough blood for both ends of your body, do you Patrick?"