meme from elfs
First paragraph of an unfinished book:
It really shouldn’t have mattered that I arrived 5 minutes late that morning. My phone shift isn’t scheduled to start until 10am. However – and this is a big however – my boss (All Hail the Clueless) had decreed that we all must work from 9 to 6 every day. Never mind that we’re all salaried employees. I kept meaning to look up the Fair Labor Standards Act.