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The code is checked into the server tonight
Not a tester to be seen.
The program is ready to release
And it looks like the build is clean
The PO’s howling that we must deliver on time
Didn’t test at all, but it’s not a crime.

Don’t let them in, don’t let them see
Be the Dev team you always have to be
Quality, no please, testing is slow
Well now we know.

Let it go, let it go,
Testing is a chore
Let it go, let it go
That bug is out the door

I don’t care,
What they’re going to say.
Let the bad reviews come
Testing never bothered me anyway

It’s funny how a tester
Makes everything go wrong
And an unintended feature
Goes unnoticed for so long

It’s time to change what we can do
Test to the limits and break through
There’s right and wrong, there’re rules for me
We’re not free

Let it go, let it go
I am one with the tester guys
Let it go, let it go
No more will they cry

I program
And I’m here to say
Let the testers come

My code is magic but it breaks when under test
I hate to say it but I need my testers at their best
One bug gets socialized or it breaks the backend
I’m never going back, the tester is my friend!

Let it go, let it go
And they’ll find what breaks my calls
Let it go, let it go,
That perfect app is gone

Here I stand,
In the user’s eye
Let the tests go on
Testing never bothered me anyway



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