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May. 8th, 2005
The Melty Man Cometh
May. 8th, 2005 08:42 pm[Darth Vader voice]: "No Patrick. I can see your puny mind. You care for this woman. You wish to impress her. You will be nervous and you will be mine. This is the weakness you humans call 'emotion'."
Patrick: "What? I care for her? That's what all this is about? [thinks] It's just because I like her...
[Darth Vader voice]: "You didn't know that?"
Patrick: "No."
[Darth Vader voice]: "Oh. Bugger."
Patrick: "I thought something was wrong with me!"
Patrick: "What? I care for her? That's what all this is about? [thinks] It's just because I like her...
[Darth Vader voice]: "You didn't know that?"
Patrick: "No."
[Darth Vader voice]: "Oh. Bugger."
Patrick: "I thought something was wrong with me!"
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May. 8th, 2005 10:51 pmSteve: "So you invented a whole marriage? Competitively?"
Patrick: "What choice did I have? I'm 33, single, with neat hair. Even I think I'm gay."
Wife: "I made lots of sacrifices to be with Ivan."
Susan: "Good thing you didn't run across any goats then."
Little girl: "Mummy says we can't have 'xpensive things because there's a government and Daddy's girlfriend."
Patrick: "What choice did I have? I'm 33, single, with neat hair. Even I think I'm gay."
Wife: "I made lots of sacrifices to be with Ivan."
Susan: "Good thing you didn't run across any goats then."
Little girl: "Mummy says we can't have 'xpensive things because there's a government and Daddy's girlfriend."