Watching Star Wars

[jenk]

Watching the jawas herd the droids out for sale:
dianthus: "You mean there's no silicon heaven."
jw1776: "Then where do calculators go when they die?"

Threepio: "I'm not even sure what planet I'm on."
dianthus: "Your HOME planet, only you don't remember it."

Luke: "Who is she? She's beautiful."
jw1776: "Eeew!"

Owen: "That old wizard's just a crazy old man."
jenk: "WIZARD, eh?"

Beru: "Luke's not a farmer, Owen. He's got too much of his father in him."
Owen: "That's what I'm afraid of."
dianthus: "NOW that makes sense."

dianthus: "Why the hell did they let him keep his father's name?"
jw1776: "Maybe it's a common name on Tatooine."
dianthus: "Still, with a name like Skywalker, how do they expect to keep him down on the farm?"

Ben and Luke discover Threepio's arm:
dianthus: "Oh, dismemberment. That's what Threepio does best. That an acting gay."

Ben: "I'm getting too old for this sort of thing."
dianthus: "Yes he is. Anakin kicked his ass."