jenk

"Go to the dentist so the medical examiner can identify your body when you die." The marketing opportunities go beyond the ADA. "Store a DNA sample and your dental records in our waterproof, fireproof, earthquake-reinforced vault so your loved ones can identify your remains after the next natural disaster!"

Yeah, I think I'm getting punchy...but how else do you react to

Louisiana and Mississippi are among the states with the lowest percentage of residents going to the dentist, for example, making it harder for officials to use that extremely reliable form of identification. - NY Times

Of course,many Louisiana & Mississippi dental records drowned. DNA samples can be taken, yes...but how do you match the results with survivors scattered from Iowa to Texas?