Small Life Lessons

[jenk]

AKA, a few annotated links.

1. If you are a felon in possession of a firearm, do not shoot anyone unless your actual life is in danger &mdash and even if it is, be prepared to be charged. In particular, be sure the "rodent" you are shooting at is not a snorkeler.
   
   
2. If you are a fatphobic hetboy fat fetishist who runs down the women you are attracted to, even Dan Savage thinks you do not deserve to get laid. Because?
   
   The woman you'd want deserves better than you.
   The letter reads like he couldn't decide between self-pity and bad porn. The writer comes off as the type of snake that abuses kids & dogs. And marrying a thin woman because he doesn't have the balls to admit he is attracted to fat women? Well ... I guess that says it all, doesn't it?
   
   
3. Accept what turns you on. If it's legal and moral, talk to your partner. If it isn't, try to work out an alternative that is legal and moral, or realize your fantasies are going to be different from your reality. But hiding your desires is not going to get you what you want.
   
   
4. If cleaning your house has got you down ... at least you don't have to deal with 8' by 200' of wax.