one for the southerners....

[jenk]

The Wizard of Oz introduced the Witch of the East, the Witch of the West, and the Witch of the North...now you can learn about the Witch of the South!

You all remember that in the movie "The Wizard of Oz", the wicked witch of the East was killed by the falling house, the witch of the West stalked Dorothy and was killed by water, and Glenda, the Witch of the North helped Dorothy get home. There is no mention of the witch of the South. Here's what she would probably be like:

CLOTHING
West: Black hat and cap

North: Pink formal dress

South: Tube top and spandex


NOTABLE FEATURES

West: Green Nose

North: Flawless Beauty

South: Beehive Hairdo


FAVORITE DRINK:

West: Potions

North: Morning Dew

South: Moonshine/Mint Julep


FOOD
West: Apples from talking trees

North: Poppies

South: Moon Pies


HOUSE
West: Large black castle

North: In the sky?

South: Why else would tornados be attracted to mobile homes?


TRANSPORTATION
West: Broom

North: Bubble

South: Pink Cadillac (That was a yellow bricked ROAD, not a sidewalk)


FRIENDS
West: Flying Monkeys

North: Munchkins

South: Hound Dogs


DESIRES
West: The ruby slippers

North: For Dorothy to learn her lesson

South: A full mouth of teeth


FEARS
West: Water, a house falling on her

North: She'll mess up her hair

South: Revenuers


WEAPONS
West: Ball of fire

North: Snow

South: Shot Gun


FAVORITE SAYINGS

West: I'll get you, my pretty

North: There's no place like home

South: Ya'll ain't from around here, are ya?


DEALING WITH PROBLEMS

West: Make Dorothy wait until the sand runs out on the hourglass

North: Make Dorothy run all over Oz looking for the Emerald City

South: Just click them heels, Darlin', and get yourself home



My apologies to those who couldn't read it before....