I did not write this

[jenk]

jw1776 was singing to encourage our Roomba, Rosie, and I transcribed it.

to the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

In the carpet, the shaggy carpet
The roomba stalks the dirt
In the carpet, the shaggy carpet
The roomba stalks the dirt

Chorus:
va-vroooooom-va-vroooom-va-vrooom*
Suck-suck-suck-suck-suck

Beneath the couch, the big ol' couch,
Dust bunnies quake in fear
Beneath the couch, the big ol' couch,
Dust bunnies quake in fear

Repeat chorus

Hush my bunny, be still little bunny,
Soon it'll be over
Hush my bunny, be still little bunny,
Soon — ARG-ACK!**

(two seconds of quiet)

Repeat chorus

In the station, the docking station
The roomba sleeps tonight
In the station, the docking station
The roomba sleeps for now

* Listen to the original, then do vacuum-y-like howls instead of howls.
** Think the strangled death throes of a dust bunny.