Religion meme
Jun. 12th, 2003 03:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jenkOne would never guess that I watched 12 episodes of Buffy last night....
From the most superfun regions of the spiritual plane, I have channeled the disembodied spirit of Jenny Calendar, bringing to you the wisdom and librarian of the lost city of Sunnydale. To usher in the New Age of students you must heed my words and slay quickly. The time is soon when the space motorcycles of our galactic cousins will return and our collective skankyness will reach critical mass. The highest frequencies of the universe will spiral through the heart chakras of the worthy, and our 3rd head shall be opened. But first we must look deep inside and accept our inner slayer. We must feel the inner slayer, become the inner slayer, kill it like it was a stake. We must accept our karmic past, and as our yogi master, Willow, always says 'The true form of a crossbow is actually a fast sword , but enlightenment is like a lame carpenter on the wind'. For there is no right or wrong, no shop or anti-shop , only one great and omnipresent cash.
Make your own here.
From the most superfun regions of the spiritual plane, I have channeled the disembodied spirit of Jenny Calendar, bringing to you the wisdom and librarian of the lost city of Sunnydale. To usher in the New Age of students you must heed my words and slay quickly. The time is soon when the space motorcycles of our galactic cousins will return and our collective skankyness will reach critical mass. The highest frequencies of the universe will spiral through the heart chakras of the worthy, and our 3rd head shall be opened. But first we must look deep inside and accept our inner slayer. We must feel the inner slayer, become the inner slayer, kill it like it was a stake. We must accept our karmic past, and as our yogi master, Willow, always says 'The true form of a crossbow is actually a fast sword , but enlightenment is like a lame carpenter on the wind'. For there is no right or wrong, no shop or anti-shop , only one great and omnipresent cash.
Make your own here.
