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Oct. 2nd, 2002 12:48 pmfrom
royha...
Politically Correct Cats
My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job.
My cat is not a bed hog, she is a mattress appreciator.
My cat is not hydrophobic, she has an inability to appreciate moisture.
My cat does not scratch, she is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.
My cat does not fear dogs, they are merely sprint practice tools.
My cat is not a pest, she is attention deprived.
My cat is not a ruthless hunter, she is a wildlife control expert.
My cat is not underfoot, she is shepherding me to my next destination (the food dish).
(Found on jokeaday.com).
Politically Correct Cats
My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job.
My cat is not a bed hog, she is a mattress appreciator.
My cat is not hydrophobic, she has an inability to appreciate moisture.
My cat does not scratch, she is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.
My cat does not fear dogs, they are merely sprint practice tools.
My cat is not a pest, she is attention deprived.
My cat is not a ruthless hunter, she is a wildlife control expert.
My cat is not underfoot, she is shepherding me to my next destination (the food dish).
(Found on jokeaday.com).
