Semi-Automatic LiveJournal Update
Dec. 15th, 2004 12:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jenkToday was really bleah
I got out of bed at 7:30, did some stretches, and went to work. I'm so boring.
I feel unusual because my antidepressants are making me hairy.
I'm so wiped. What is with this needing to sleep thing? I used to be able to get by on 5 hours of sleep all the time!
Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.
I want to tell the world that I love you all! You're all so special to me!
I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! But I don't know how to work it. Can you help me?
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said my blood pressure and cholesterol and triglycerides and joints are all normal so I should lose weight. Oh, and he'd had a sex change. And I might be bipolar.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you who you're sexually compatible with.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.
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I got out of bed at 7:30, did some stretches, and went to work. I'm so boring.
I feel unusual because my antidepressants are making me hairy.
I'm so wiped. What is with this needing to sleep thing? I used to be able to get by on 5 hours of sleep all the time!
Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.
I want to tell the world that I love you all! You're all so special to me!
I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! But I don't know how to work it. Can you help me?
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said my blood pressure and cholesterol and triglycerides and joints are all normal so I should lose weight. Oh, and he'd had a sex change. And I might be bipolar.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you who you're sexually compatible with.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.
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