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See "The Incredibles" sitting on the shelf.

Pop it in.
Starting reading an article in the sunday paper on the net.
Look up, see a preview playing. Hit "menu". Nada.
Go back to reading.
Look up, see preview still playing. Hit "menu". Nada.
Go back to reading.
Look up, see another preview playing. Hit "fast forward". Preview speeds up.
Go back to reading.
Look up, see another preview running at normal speed. Growl.
Go back to reading.
Look up, see some "Incredibles"-themed animation.
Menu appears.
Press "play movie".
THX ad appears. Hit "fast forward". It doesn't.
Look at clock.
Realize it's been over FIVE MINUTES and the movie hasn't even STARTED YET.
Press "power".
Open LJ.

"Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher