jenk

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday

siouxiequeue and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In November I gave

royha a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In July I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Saturday on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-117 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!