Deck the halls with Buddy Holly

[jenk]

Younger daughter: Why would someone want ten lords-a-leaping and a bunch of birds?
Older daughter: For the same reason they eat piggy pudding.
Mom: FIGGY pudding.

Younger daughter: And what does Frankenstein have to do with Christmas?
Mom: Frankincense!

Older daughter: Let's turn off the Christmas carols for a while.
Younger daughter: Frosty DIES! Isn't that kind of depressing?
Mom: Stop!!