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I have done this - today's http://www.questionablecontent.net/

(More with books and cookies than carrot cake though.)

text transcript: Dora, her boyfriend Marten, and their neighbor Hannelore are talking. Dora has a new hairdo.

Dora: So, you like it?
Marten: It's very...purple. And pointy?
Hanners: Dora gets really wired after sex!

Dora: I also vacuumed, and Hanners helped me reorganize the kitchen shelves.
Marten: Heh, ok...
Hanners: Now there's room for Dora's dishes too!

Dora: At that point we'd had most of a bottle of wine, and I decided it would be a good idea to bake a cake.
Hanners: Carrot cake with cream cheese frosting!

Dora: Now I've been up all night and I have a headache and I have to be at work in ten minutes and I think I'm going to die.
Marten, holding Dora: Yeah, that may have been a bad decision.
Hanners: It CAN'T be a bad decision, it resulted in CARROT CAKE!

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